Somebody Stop the Pope

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  I was the pope, and spent 10 years saving the world from the brink of annihilation.

  I faced and overcame death countless times to save the world and barely returned to Earth, but then...

  [Warning! If you do not reach the required number of believers in 90 days, your system will restart!]

  "...Excuse me?"

  "Yes?"

  "...I've come to spread the word of God."